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【勵志文章】笑話一則:太空人 

&NewLine;<p><span data-contrast&equals;"none" xml&colon;lang&equals;"ZH-TW" lang&equals;"ZH-TW" class&equals;"TextRun SCXW58522312 BCX0" style&equals;"background-color&colon; transparent&semi; margin&colon; 0px&semi; padding&colon; 0px&semi; user-select&colon; text&semi; -webkit-user-drag&colon; none&semi; -webkit-tap-highlight-color&colon; transparent&semi; color&colon; rgb&lpar;255&comma; 0&comma; 0&rpar;&semi; font-size&colon; 12pt&semi; line-height&colon; 20&period;5042px&semi; font-family&colon; 新細明體&comma; 新細明體&lowbar;EmbeddedFont&comma; sans-serif&semi; font-variant-ligatures&colon; none &excl;important&semi;">有天,一位太空人在火箭發射基地旁看見一位土著。土著跟太空人說:「如果你看見外星人,能舛夠幫我傳句話嗎?」<&sol;span><span class&equals;"EOP SCXW58522312 BCX0" data-ccp-props&equals;"&lbrace;&quot&semi;134245417&quot&semi;&colon;false&rcub;" style&equals;"background-color&colon; transparent&semi; margin&colon; 0px&semi; padding&colon; 0px&semi; user-select&colon; text&semi; -webkit-user-drag&colon; none&semi; -webkit-tap-highlight-color&colon; 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0pt 0px&semi; padding&colon; 0px&semi; user-select&colon; text&semi; -webkit-user-drag&colon; none&semi; -webkit-tap-highlight-color&colon; transparent&semi; overflow-wrap&colon; break-word&semi; white-space&colon; pre-wrap&semi; vertical-align&colon; baseline&semi; font-kerning&colon; none&semi; background-color&colon; transparent&semi; color&colon; windowtext&semi;"><span data-contrast&equals;"none" xml&colon;lang&equals;"ZH-TW" lang&equals;"ZH-TW" class&equals;"TextRun SCXW58522312 BCX0" style&equals;"margin&colon; 0px&semi; padding&colon; 0px&semi; user-select&colon; text&semi; -webkit-user-drag&colon; none&semi; -webkit-tap-highlight-color&colon; transparent&semi; font-variant-ligatures&colon; none &excl;important&semi; color&colon; rgb&lpar;255&comma; 0&comma; 0&rpar;&semi; font-size&colon; 12pt&semi; line-height&colon; 20&period;5042px&semi; font-family&colon; Calibri&comma; Calibri&lowbar;EmbeddedFont&comma; Calibri&lowbar;MSFontService&comma; sans-serif&semi;"> <&sol;span><span class&equals;"EOP SCXW58522312 BCX0" data-ccp-props&equals;"&lbrace;&quot&semi;134245417&quot&semi;&colon;false&rcub;" style&equals;"margin&colon; 0px&semi; padding&colon; 0px&semi; user-select&colon; text&semi; -webkit-user-drag&colon; none&semi; -webkit-tap-highlight-color&colon; transparent&semi; font-size&colon; 12pt&semi; line-height&colon; 20&period;5042px&semi; font-family&colon; Calibri&comma; Calibri&lowbar;EmbeddedFont&comma; Calibri&lowbar;MSFontService&comma; sans-serif&semi; color&colon; rgb&lpar;255&comma; 0&comma; 0&rpar;&semi;"> <&sol;span><span data-contrast&equals;"none" xml&colon;lang&equals;"ZH-TW" lang&equals;"ZH-TW" class&equals;"TextRun SCXW58522312 BCX0" style&equals;"margin&colon; 0px&semi; padding&colon; 0px&semi; user-select&colon; text&semi; -webkit-user-drag&colon; none&semi; -webkit-tap-highlight-color&colon; transparent&semi; font-variant-ligatures&colon; none &excl;important&semi; color&colon; rgb&lpar;255&comma; 0&comma; 0&rpar;&semi; font-size&colon; 12pt&semi; line-height&colon; 20&period;5042px&semi; font-family&colon; 新細明體&comma; 新細明體&lowbar;EmbeddedFont&comma; sans-serif&semi;">太空人說:「當然可以。」然後,土著利用方言跟太空人說了一句話,太空人反覆練習了很多次才將這句話記在腦中。不久太空人上了太空,果然遇到了外星人,太空人信守承諾,他看見外星人時,將土著說話原封不動地說出來。<&sol;span><span class&equals;"EOP SCXW58522312 BCX0" data-ccp-props&equals;"&lbrace;&quot&semi;134245417&quot&semi;&colon;false&rcub;" style&equals;"margin&colon; 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0px&semi; padding&colon; 0px&semi; user-select&colon; text&semi; -webkit-user-drag&colon; none&semi; -webkit-tap-highlight-color&colon; transparent&semi; font-size&colon; 12pt&semi; line-height&colon; 20&period;5042px&semi; font-family&colon; Calibri&comma; Calibri&lowbar;EmbeddedFont&comma; Calibri&lowbar;MSFontService&comma; sans-serif&semi; color&colon; rgb&lpar;255&comma; 0&comma; 0&rpar;&semi;"> <&sol;span><span data-contrast&equals;"none" xml&colon;lang&equals;"ZH-TW" lang&equals;"ZH-TW" class&equals;"TextRun SCXW58522312 BCX0" style&equals;"margin&colon; 0px&semi; padding&colon; 0px&semi; user-select&colon; text&semi; -webkit-user-drag&colon; none&semi; -webkit-tap-highlight-color&colon; transparent&semi; font-variant-ligatures&colon; none &excl;important&semi; color&colon; rgb&lpar;255&comma; 0&comma; 0&rpar;&semi; font-size&colon; 12pt&semi; line-height&colon; 20&period;5042px&semi; font-family&colon; 新細明體&comma; 新細明體&lowbar;EmbeddedFont&comma; sans-serif&semi;">有天,太空人回到地球後,重遇這位土著,就說:「那天,我跟外星人說了你那句話,那位外星人聽到我說後,馬上轉身逃去,那句說話究竟是什麼意思呢?」<&sol;span><span class&equals;"EOP SCXW58522312 BCX0" data-ccp-props&equals;"&lbrace;&quot&semi;134245417&quot&semi;&colon;false&rcub;" style&equals;"margin&colon; 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0px&semi; padding&colon; 0px&semi; user-select&colon; text&semi; -webkit-user-drag&colon; none&semi; -webkit-tap-highlight-color&colon; transparent&semi; font-size&colon; 12pt&semi; line-height&colon; 20&period;5042px&semi; font-family&colon; Calibri&comma; Calibri&lowbar;EmbeddedFont&comma; Calibri&lowbar;MSFontService&comma; sans-serif&semi; color&colon; rgb&lpar;255&comma; 0&comma; 0&rpar;&semi;"> <&sol;span><span data-contrast&equals;"none" xml&colon;lang&equals;"ZH-TW" lang&equals;"ZH-TW" class&equals;"TextRun SCXW58522312 BCX0" style&equals;"margin&colon; 0px&semi; padding&colon; 0px&semi; user-select&colon; text&semi; -webkit-user-drag&colon; none&semi; -webkit-tap-highlight-color&colon; transparent&semi; font-variant-ligatures&colon; none &excl;important&semi; color&colon; rgb&lpar;255&comma; 0&comma; 0&rpar;&semi; font-size&colon; 12pt&semi; line-height&colon; 20&period;5042px&semi; font-family&colon; 新細明體&comma; 新細明體&lowbar;EmbeddedFont&comma; sans-serif&semi;">土著笑着說:「我的說話很簡單,我說:『請小心,這位太空人正要侵對略你們的土地,霸佔起來。』」<&sol;span><span class&equals;"EOP SCXW58522312 BCX0" data-ccp-props&equals;"&lbrace;&quot&semi;134245417&quot&semi;&colon;false&rcub;" style&equals;"margin&colon; 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